The Organic Life of an Alabama Gypsy: "Lets Get it Straight...!!"

So awhile back...years ago, actually...a distant family member contacted me via snail mail. The envelope was addressed to every imaginable "AKA" combination to my name, known to human beings...? At first, I thought the letter was a solicitor of sorts, trying to figure out who lived at my address so they could harass them with junk mail! But then when I opened the letter, I was surprised that I actually knew this person! Why the hell would they address my letter this way? They know my name? Maybe they just forgot how to spell my name??? Wierd, but whatever! So, I continued to read the letter...and all the letter (basically) said was that they have been trying to find me...blahblahblah...and as they were searching for me they came across all my aliases...or something like that...contact me...blahblahblah! That was IT! That was the contents of the letter for the most part! Not, how are you? I hope you are well? Not even a number to reach them by??? Nope! LMAO! Wierd got WEIRDER BABY! So, I sat there...holding the letter...and I'm like, what? Some of these names were from when I was married--then divorced (I've been married and divorced twice)....some were obviously typos...completely misspelled or (for example) the "s" was left off my last name, or taken off my name (BTW, my last name doesn't even have an "s" in it)...! Oh yes...((Jr.)) was attached to one name, and I assure you...I am NOT a man, so that name was probably from a mailing list of sorts??? Anyway...what??? LMAO! WTF? You know, I can't just get a normal letter...there HAS to be drama attached to it some how...too funny! Think about it though...what was the point to all that? These names were obviously from mailing lists that got it WRONG! My name hasn't changed in 20 years...I have owned the same house for 20 years...and even if my life was so interesting to where I had to attach "AKA's" to my name, why would someone advertise that? Hell, I could have been a double agent...cover BLOWN NOW! Thanks buddy! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Maybe they were just trying to "call me out"...as if to teach me a lesson...let the world know... I've...been...a bad, bad girl!! Wow...I did not know I was that interesting of a person to where I could cause...somehow...people to become so desperate! But, then again we are talking about ((my)) family...who could put the TV show "Dallas" under the table!

Maybe that's WHY I was so hard to find??? *wink*

Anyway...funny...

So, one night I was laying in bed and for some reason, I thought back on that letter...and I grew curious. I wonder if I typed my name on my internet browser...what would pop up??? So I did...and, NOT MUCH! HaHaHa! I am afraid I am not a very interesting person!! So then, I typed in my Artist name, which is Gypsie Fireflower (obviously)...and WHOAH! Here we go! Yeah boy...JACKPOT!

So, to my distant relative who cared so much to reach out to me with so very little...
looook what I found!
Thought I would save you some time!

*wink*